🤠 Pool Toys For Serious Backyard Operations 🤠
FLOAT & GRAZE
Premium inflatable pool toys built for the serious backyard operation. Grill-proof. Sun-proof. Neighbour-jealousy-proof. Big enough to be seen from the road.
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🐎 THE FLOAT CORRAL
Five Legends. One Pool.
Each float hand-inspected · Heavy-gauge vinyl · Built for the long haul
The Big Texan
The Desperado
The Ranch Hand
The Stampede
The S'more
🌊 THE DEEP END 🌊
Your Pool Was Boring. We Fixed That.
Heavy-gauge PVC. Pre-tested at 110% pressure. UV-stabilised colours that stay bright all summer. Every float comes with a repair kit, because we know what happens at a backyard BBQ. We don't judge. We prepare.
🎈 THE TRANSFORMATION
Hover To Inflate
Every float ships flat. It arrives magnificent. Hover each image to see the transformation. Takes about 3 minutes with a standard pump. Worth every second.
🐂 The Lineup
Five Floats. Zero Compromises.
Every float in the Float & Graze collection is built from heavyweight 0.3mm PVC — thicker than standard pool toys, thinner than your cousin's excuses for missing the BBQ. All seams are double-welded. All valves are Boston valves — the only kind worth trusting in a pool full of adults.
📐 Sizing
Know Your Pool. Know Your Float.
A float should command the pool, not overwhelm it. Our general rule: total float length should not exceed 40% of pool length. The Big Texan is 6 feet long. Do the math before you commit. Or don't — we've seen the photos. No regrets reported.
🐂 The Big Texan
6ft × 3ft · 2 adults
Minimum 14ft pool recommended. Maximum respect guaranteed.
🌵 The Desperado
5ft × 2.5ft · 1 adult + drinks
Has two built-in cup holders. This is load-bearing information.
🤠 The Ranch Hand
5ft × 5ft · 2 adults
The hat brim is structural. Sits level in still water. We tested this a lot.
🐴 The Stampede
4.5ft × 3ft · 1 adult (rideable)
Weight limit 220lbs. Gallops at 0mph. Still very satisfying.
🔥 The S'More
4ft × 2ft · 1 adult / display
Also excellent as a pool centerpiece. Not edible. We put this in writing.
💨 Inflation
From Flat to Floating in 3 Minutes
All floats use standard Boston valves. Any pump with a nozzle adapter will work. An electric pump is included with every 2-float order. Manual pump adapter shipped with every order because we're not savages.
- 💨 Step 1: Remove from storage bag. Unfold completely on grass first, not concrete.
- 🔌 Step 2: Attach pump to main inflation valve. Inflate to firm but not rock-hard.
- 👂 Step 3: The sound test — it should thump, not ring. Ringing = overinflated.
- ☀️ Note: Floats expand in heat. Inflate slightly softer on hot days. They firm up.
- 🌙 Storage: Partially deflate before long-term storage. Fully dry before folding.
- 🛠 Repairs: Use included vinyl patch kit. Patch holds better than the original seam.
⚠ Never inflate a float inside the house. Randy has seen what happens. Randy is still recovering.
🏊 Pool Rules
The Official Float & Graze Pool Code
Posted at every quality backyard operation. Laminate it. Frame it. Put it next to the pool gate.
- The Big Texan has right-of-way. In all pool traffic situations, the largest float is sovereign. This is non-negotiable.
- Sunscreen before inflatables. White vinyl and spray sunscreen do not make friends. Apply. Wait. Swim.
- Sharp objects stay on the deck. Belt buckles included. Cowboys, this means you.
- The drink holder is for the guest on the float. Not the float itself. The Desperado cannot drink. We have tried to explain this.
- Floats are not rafts. Except the Ranch Hand, which is technically a raft. And the Big Texan, which is effectively a raft. And the Stampede in calm water. Fine. Most floats are not rafts.
- No dunking from the Stampede. It gets airborne. We've seen the videos. We're proud of them but we can't say that officially.
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Free shipping over $49. Every order ships in 24hrs. The pool is waiting. The grill is still going. There is no reason to delay this purchase.
The Grill Is Still Going.
The brisket's been on since this morning. The pool is perfect. The Big Texan is deployed. The neighbours have stopped pretending they're not looking over the fence. This is a correctly run Saturday.
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