🤠   Pool Toys For Serious Backyard Operations   🤠

FLOAT & GRAZE

Premium inflatable pool toys built for the serious backyard operation. Grill-proof. Sun-proof. Neighbour-jealousy-proof. Big enough to be seen from the road.

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POOL-TESTED BY ACTUAL COWBOYS. RESULTS: EXCELLENT.

🐎 THE FLOAT CORRAL

Five Legends. One Pool.

Each float hand-inspected  ·  Heavy-gauge vinyl  ·  Built for the long haul

The Big Texan

6ft inflatable longhorn bull. Dominates every pool. Not subtle. That's the point.

The Desperado

5ft saguaro cactus float. Holds two drinks. Has never lost a showdown.

The Ranch Hand

Giant cowboy hat float. Seats two comfortably. Hat brim is a cup holder.

The Stampede

Rideable inflatable horse. Pool-safe. Technically faster than a real horse in water.

The S'more

Toasted marshmallow on a stick. 4ft tall. Extremely delicious-looking. Not edible.

🌊   THE DEEP END   🌊

Your Pool Was Boring. We Fixed That.

Heavy-gauge PVC. Pre-tested at 110% pressure. UV-stabilised colours that stay bright all summer. Every float comes with a repair kit, because we know what happens at a backyard BBQ. We don't judge. We prepare.

🎈 THE TRANSFORMATION

Hover To Inflate

Every float ships flat. It arrives magnificent. Hover each image to see the transformation. Takes about 3 minutes with a standard pump. Worth every second.

This Is What Saturday Looks Like.

Pool: 82°F. Brisket: resting at 145°F. Longhorn inflatable: fully deployed and looking excellent. Cold drink: present and accounted for. Neighbours: watching with obvious envy. Situation: handled.

🐂 The Lineup

Five Floats. Zero Compromises.

Every float in the Float & Graze collection is built from heavyweight 0.3mm PVC — thicker than standard pool toys, thinner than your cousin's excuses for missing the BBQ. All seams are double-welded. All valves are Boston valves — the only kind worth trusting in a pool full of adults.

0.3mm
PVC Gauge
UV-Safe
Colour Treatment
2yr
Warranty
🤠 Every order includes: repair kit, inflation nozzle adapter, storage bag, and a quality certificate signed by Randy in QC. Randy has been here 11 years. He cares about your float.

📐 Sizing

Know Your Pool. Know Your Float.

A float should command the pool, not overwhelm it. Our general rule: total float length should not exceed 40% of pool length. The Big Texan is 6 feet long. Do the math before you commit. Or don't — we've seen the photos. No regrets reported.

🐂 The Big Texan

6ft × 3ft  ·  2 adults

Minimum 14ft pool recommended. Maximum respect guaranteed.

🌵 The Desperado

5ft × 2.5ft  ·  1 adult + drinks

Has two built-in cup holders. This is load-bearing information.

🤠 The Ranch Hand

5ft × 5ft  ·  2 adults

The hat brim is structural. Sits level in still water. We tested this a lot.

🐴 The Stampede

4.5ft × 3ft  ·  1 adult (rideable)

Weight limit 220lbs. Gallops at 0mph. Still very satisfying.

🔥 The S'More

4ft × 2ft  ·  1 adult / display

Also excellent as a pool centerpiece. Not edible. We put this in writing.

💨 Inflation

From Flat to Floating in 3 Minutes

All floats use standard Boston valves. Any pump with a nozzle adapter will work. An electric pump is included with every 2-float order. Manual pump adapter shipped with every order because we're not savages.

  • 💨   Step 1: Remove from storage bag. Unfold completely on grass first, not concrete.
  • 🔌   Step 2: Attach pump to main inflation valve. Inflate to firm but not rock-hard.
  • 👂   Step 3: The sound test — it should thump, not ring. Ringing = overinflated.
  • ☀️   Note: Floats expand in heat. Inflate slightly softer on hot days. They firm up.
  • 🌙   Storage: Partially deflate before long-term storage. Fully dry before folding.
  • 🛠   Repairs: Use included vinyl patch kit. Patch holds better than the original seam.

⚠ Never inflate a float inside the house. Randy has seen what happens. Randy is still recovering.

🏊 Pool Rules

The Official Float & Graze Pool Code

Posted at every quality backyard operation. Laminate it. Frame it. Put it next to the pool gate.

  1. The Big Texan has right-of-way. In all pool traffic situations, the largest float is sovereign. This is non-negotiable.
  2. Sunscreen before inflatables. White vinyl and spray sunscreen do not make friends. Apply. Wait. Swim.
  3. Sharp objects stay on the deck. Belt buckles included. Cowboys, this means you.
  4. The drink holder is for the guest on the float. Not the float itself. The Desperado cannot drink. We have tried to explain this.
  5. Floats are not rafts. Except the Ranch Hand, which is technically a raft. And the Big Texan, which is effectively a raft. And the Stampede in calm water. Fine. Most floats are not rafts.
  6. No dunking from the Stampede. It gets airborne. We've seen the videos. We're proud of them but we can't say that officially.

🔥 THE FLOAT SHOP 🔥

Pick Your Legend.

Free shipping over $49. Every order ships in 24hrs. The pool is waiting. The grill is still going. There is no reason to delay this purchase.

The Grill Is Still Going.

The brisket's been on since this morning. The pool is perfect. The Big Texan is deployed. The neighbours have stopped pretending they're not looking over the fence. This is a correctly run Saturday.

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